Pranks on wife?

Can someone give me some ideas on some funny pranks to pull on my wife, nothing that will hurt her!

Like last night i took her hair band and wrapped it around the spray thing for the sink to wash dishes so when shed turn it on it would spray her, i laughed my butt off as she went to do dishes and i heard it spray and her go "SOB, im gonna kill you!" LOL

Gimme some ideas, ill try them out and which ever ones the best ill make best answer, Thanks!

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A few things:

- Take the batteries out of the remote, then with the second remote control be behind her. At first if you can see what she's pressing do the same, but then slowly start hitting the wrong button. When she turns around put your remote out of sight and see how long it takes her to catch on!

- buy a few pairs of socks similar to ones she has now but a drastically different size. Then go in and pair them off with her normal socks.

- On her computer take a screen shot of the desktop, then make it the background and hide all of her icons in a subdirectory. She'll be clicking on the picture of an icon wondering why it won't work.

- Go buy some of the kids "slime" in a toy store and put a bit in the toe of one of her shoes.

Your right, life is too short might as well have fun with each other and humor is a great way to do it!

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A prank or joke is only funny if BOTH people find it so. Lay off - women are NOT like men and usually don't appreciate pranks.

Why not do something different to show her your love? Like WASH THE DISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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are you trying to end your marriage, put this much effort in making her feel good about herself!

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I'll pass thank u

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Grow up and get a life loser! I hope you wife cheats on you as a result of your stupid "pranks"!

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Easy, buy a pair of handcuffs, talk her into slipping them on her wrists and then say, Honey, did I mention I don't have the key?

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TELL her you are going to bed, like 5 minutes b4 u know she is gonna. then u wait at the bottom of the starirs(dark corner, behind the bedroom door, whatever) and MOON her! love it

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WHY? why do you want to pull pranks on her for? if i was your wife i would go turn the water heater way way down to cold and you can have a cold shower or...when u go showr i will flush the toilet a lot of times so u get cold jolts of water !! u lil fart!

lol....

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Vasoline the toilet seat!!

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How old are you? You did not indicate that she ended up liking your water joke. Sorry, most women don't appreciate childish pranks. Don't think I can help you.

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I think it is very creative of you to want to be playful with your wife;) Think of other ways to make her smile and laugh....Like compliments about her....write on the mirror in the bathroom with her lipstick.

Leave love notes around the house for her to find

fill up her gas tank if you see that is low.

Have a drawn bath full of rose petals waiting for her after a long day of working or being with the kids. don't forget to throw a towel in the dryer right before she gets out....that would be extra thoughtful;)

Be sincere and sweet

Good Luck!

Pranks on wife?

Be very, very careful of pranks and practical jokes. One of these days they WILL come back to bite you in the form of a divorce.

Pranks are a form of sadistic behavior that shows a really mean and tortuous person. I'm sure that's not what you are - but actions do speak louder than words.

Even little pranks add up. And when the little prank doesn't ge the rise you want, you'll be tempted to up the ante so to speak - until someone gets really hurt - both mentally and physically.

I'd cut it out if I were you. It's really disrespectful.

You're MUCH better off giving her pretty flowers and telling her how much she means to you and a good kiss every day than getting your jollys off pulling jokes that aren't funny.

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not a good idea to keep pranking your wife. All the women I know would be really annoyed. Maybe once in a while but not very often. It's great to have fun - but women are not like men. Men seem to like being stupid to each other - women don't really get it.

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I swear some people don't have a sense of humor. I think a family that plays together stays together and love it when my husband takes the time to have fun with me. I guess I like it because I remember my dad always playing pranks on my mom and how MAD she would get...i didn't want to grow up like that, so we dish it back and forth.

Alot of common things like Ice down the back,

I drew on his hand when he was sleeping. I've put permanent marker dots on his arm when he was sleeping...took him a day to notice...My husband was standing behind me with the remote control turning off the TV when I was trying to turn it on once.....ahahah...I thought something was wrong with it.

On the adult side of things, once we started doing our "thing" and a few minutes later he started saying he was finished and layed there like he had really finished, until I thought he was serious and started get mad....then he was like "Just kidding, come here you sexy thang!" ahahahah...But, you have to make it real.

Sometimes he fakes like he's doing something sneaky on the internet....acting like he's all suspicious then turns the computer screen to me when he sees he's raised my jealousy flag.....(I stalk him, so those work on me..eheh), but I do have a good sense of humor too...hope some of these give an idea.

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I guess you should ask how many of these people are in a happy marriage. I have been married for 17 years and you have the right idea. I think most of these people are either alone or in a dull marriage. Your wife is lucky and so are you. Keep laughing it cures all. I wish I knew a good one, but I am gonna keep watching and find something to get my husband or my boys. My boys have done the spray thing and like you and your wife we laughed and laughed. My husband has also done the shower thing, too. Keep having fun. And thank you for the service to our country.

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My favorite is to hide her car when she's in the shower. Also fun is putting her purse in the fridge.